We shouldn't need a microphone to tell you that there's no better place to watch over-muscled men bash their heads together than in the good ol' U S of A!
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...this visual representation should suffice.
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But if head bashing isn't your thing, that's a-ok, because this is the land of the free! These two gentlemen are free to have horrendous facial hair, for instance!
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And I, for one, couldn't be more proud to live in a nation where two men can do whatever is happening in this image without the state intervening.
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With our country's birthride right around the corner, your usual dingy duds simply won't do!
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We know that themed accessorizing can pose a dilema. Just remember Coco Chanel's immortal advice: Before leaving the house take one thing off lest you over-accesorize.
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Luckily, when it comes to celebrating the 4th of July, you don't have to worry about being too-matchy matchy.
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In fact,l some patriots might kick you in the throat if you are found not to be wearing you star spangled best.
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So unless you want to be down for the count this holiday weekend you better show your pride and wear your stripes proudly! and remember to have a safe and responsible celebration for our friends at Smackdown!
