Episode 1

Return of the Champions: Season 8, Episode 1

Troy’s a normal 25 year old…except he can do magic! Troy also prides himself on not looking like a typical magician. Read: He's flyer than the average guy.

Speaking of fashion, Troy decides to multitask by shopping and doing magic at the same time. While perusing expensive glasses he breaks a pair of vintage aviators only to repair them moments later - much to the shop owners surprise. Viola. Magic.

Then, Troy challenges a group of giggling teenage girls to try and catch a coin with chopsticks. They fail - naturally. Yet when Troy tries the trick he succeeds and the girls are impressed - naturally.

Pretty boy Troy then captures the heart of a food station worker by magically changing the message in her fortune cookie. See, dreams do come true.

All that magic makes Troy tired so he takes a trip to his dad’s house and uses his special skills to help his little sister put a puzzle together.

After spending quality time with his family, Troy heads to his barber, Frank, to get his hair cut and entrain the other customers. Troy makes a guy's phone disappear and then reappear in the barbershop mirror and then in the guy's pocket. The guy is impressed and so is Frank but Troy doesn’t get a discount.

After a haircut, Troy heads to the tattoo shop to do more magic and impress more girls.

Who needs to bear the pain of a needle when you can magically create a tatt?!

After wooing the ladies at the tattoo parlor Troy encounters more girls (we're noticing a trend here, folks) at a photo booth. He takes their lovely group picture and tears it up into a bunch of pieces.

He then puts the picture back together and inserts himself into the photo. The girls are impressed. Per usual.

As if Troy needed anymore help getting the attention of girls, he decides to go speed dating and uses his magic to make his date a drink. She is impressed. The guy who dates her after Troy, is not.

Troy impresses his next date with a tattoo of her name on his stomach. And this date goes down in Troy history as being one of the few girls who's more creeped out by his antics than impressed.

But then he makes his phone number magically appear on her arm and then she's impressed. There, that’s more like it.

Troy surprises us all and ends the episode …

By NOT performing magic for a girl. Instead Troy makes it rain money for a bunch of random people. This makes both guys and girls happy. Well done, Troy. Well done.

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