Tina brings the Thr33 Days Dead cast to a CrossFit gym to work on their fight scenes. It's obvious that they have no clue how to fight.
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Tina seeks someone to teach the cast how to execute their fight scenes. She finds Master Ferrell, a geriatric martial arts teacher who clobbers little kids in his strip-mall karate school.
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Pearl, John's rambunctious mother, crashes the set and demands that her son give her a part in the movie. John nearly has a nervous breakdown.
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In a random aside, Laura, Tina's assistant, reveals that she occasionally wears her pants backwards by mistake.
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Master Ferrell works with the cast, teaching them how to properly hit each other in the face with an oar.
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Master Ferrell proved to be a greater distraction than a help, so Tina reassigns him from fight coordinator to boom mic operator.
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Just when everything starts going well, Pearl crashes the set again. This time with boxes of chicken wings.
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That night over dinner, Pearl begs John yet again for a part in Thr33 Days Dead.
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The next night, John succumbs and casts his mother as a zombie victim, a part she plays surprisingly well. Zombie-John kills his mother and blood spurts from her neck. A star is born!