Tina, the executive producer of Thr33 Days Dead, may look like she just swallowed something rotten, but in fact she's making that face because Bryan, the lead actor, just suggested that a zombie should have his penis ripped off in the movie.
51966
Bryan, the lead actor, and Laura, Tina's assistant, hold "butt auditions" for the role of the nude zombie. Nguyen, a Vietnamese immigrant, lands the part when he bares his lotioned buttocks.
51971
Chase buys a "star trailer" where he and Bryan can hang out in-between takes. John, the director (far left), is not amused.
51976
Before the big shoot, Tina assembles the zombie penis. It's a living (sorta).
51981
Because the zombie-penis scene was Bryan's idea, Tina insists that he should be the one to strap the undead penis on Nguyen.
51986
Nguyen emerges from the Porta Potty with his zombie penis exposed. Tina nicknames him "The Jasper Dangler."
51956
The zombie-penis scene concludes with Chase getting pelted in the face with the penis. The shot required many takes, resulting in Chase getting smacked in the face many, many times.
51991
Tina schedules a car crash scene for the last shot of the day. However, she neglects to tell Bryan and Chase that the crash will obliterate their "star trailer."
51996
Bryan and Chase sift through the wreckage of their star trailer, minutes after Terry, the FX "expert," drove a minivan through it.
52001
The producers of Town of the Living Dead thoughtfully created an "In Memoriam" segment for Bryan and Chase's doomed star trailer.
