After explosions-at-first-sight, the Norse gods and goddesses of New Zealand waste no time getting Axl and Eva on a proper date.
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But even pulling out all the stops doesn’t make a first date any less awkward. Despite her initially chilly disposition, Axl is eventually able to win Eva over by agreeing that her father is a total jerk.
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Meanwhile, the Johnson brothers sit back, relax, await their god powers to return in full, and have a delightfully uncomfortable conversation about Ty’s sex life. Just how does the god of all things dark and cold manage to make love to a warm-blooded woman anyway?
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Ahhh that’s how.
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Axl goes off to confront Eva’s father, Colin Gunderson.
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Who makes this face upon learning that Axl is Odin, lord among gods.
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He doesn’t take well to taking orders and chases Axl out of his home with a self-combusting newspaper. Fire powers hmm…must be Loki. This means trouble.
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On the bright side, with Frigg being the goddess of marriage and all, Axl and Eva are engaged to be wed.
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A turn of events that some power-hungry gods and goddesses are quite happy to hear about.
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So happy that Michelle promises to sleep with Anders after the wedding!
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For other couples, love is simply in the air. And Dawn says those three little words to Ty that might just have made his heart melt.
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But despite all of the methods of protection, TY can’t keep Dawn away from his ice-cold complexion. And she falls into a coma after merely falling asleep with a finger placed against TY’s cheek.
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Told that she slept-walked into Ty’s ice-carving studio, Dawn is physically stable, but Ty’s emotional state is another issue entirely.
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Meanwhile, Loki delivers Mike a marriage contract – written in Nordic runes of course.
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Even Ingrid can’t make heads or tails of it, but she does know someone who can. Someone who will only deal with goddesses.
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And so the goddesses supplicate themselves at the feet of the one who can translate the runes.
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Of course.
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Agnetha declares the contract kosher, and the nuptial festivities are greenlit all around.
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And the contract is signed in her divine blood. This surely can’t end poorly.
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And so the happy couple go their separate ways a bit unsure of what comes next.
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So much for getting an honest and unbiased translation out of Agnetha.
