Syfy Gets Horny

The Pit: Season 5, Episode 8

Doc from Z Nation

The zombie apocalypse is all about practicality and making efficient use of the tools available to you. We like to think that Doc might use Maleficent's horny crown as one part protection, one part zombie-killing helmet. Who wouldn't like to see a zombie impaled on one of those bad boys. Sign us up.

Agent Dolls from Wynonna Earp

Black Badge Division is severely lacking in the uniform department. Apart from a tight-fitting solid-toned henley, Dolls could use some head gear. What better way to hunt down evil revenants than by harnessing the power of evil yourself. Also, Dolls looks fierce AF

Eliot from The Magicians

As Eliot so eloquently put it Season 1 Episode 9, "I'm a super villain!" Well Elliot it's time to start dressing the part, and this is the prerequisite head piece for pure evil. The Beast could learn some lessons from this Maleficentized Eliot.

Julia from The Magicians

She's already a Hedge, so going full Maleficent is really just the next step in Julia, going full witch bitch. Marina, best step aside.

Miller from The Expanse

Miller's emblematic Stingy Brim hat is in desperate need of an upgrade. The hard-boiled detective look is so 1950s. Miller needs to bring his style choices into the 25th century. Also the need for redemption is such a strong sentiment for both Maleficent and Miller. Coincidence? Actually, yeah, this is just a coincidence.

Naomi from The Expanse

Naomi, is our fearless Belter leader aboard the Rocinante. Naomi's high and tight 'do is absolutely on point, but why not spice things up with some impromptu head gear. Miller shouldn't be the only one who gets to sport a sweet hat.

The Tooth Child from Channel Zero

Who hasn't had that dream where you're teeth just won't stop falling out. Tooth Child is that nightmare come to life. He's literally just a body of teeth. We actually like the fact that he does one thing and does it well, but it's nice to see a new look on this soon to be iconic villain.

Wynonna from Wynonna Earp

Because Wynonna doesn't have a big enough target on her back, we figured we'd add a massive evil hat to truly show that she has magical and sometimes evil powers. We're ambivalent about this one. Wynonna has such fantastic hair, it's almost a shame to hide it.

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