Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 9
We've got a lot of end of the world shows. They have much to teach us, grasshoppers.

Aftermath Episode 9
- Do-si-do
Don't dance with strangers. They could be trying to stab you. - D.N.A. Don't let people lick your face-- because, ew.
- In Sickness and In Health
When in doubt, punch someone in the face to regain control of the room.
Van Helsing Episode 10
- Flirt
... because you never know when your last chance to get a little action might be.
- Never underestimate your opponent
... because you're just one stab away from losing the family jewels
- Sometimes the only way forward
... is to take one giant step backward.
Z Nation Episode 10
- Pie is the ultimate aphrodisiac
... Murphy knows this. Why don't you?!
- Dont' play with flares
... kill with flares
- Garden gnomes can be deadly
... but they're always super cute.