Brian Silliman

Impossible standards are more fantastical than wizards and elves. 

“You wrote a bad song, Petey!”

“Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.”

House Targaryen and Sauron/Halbrand won’t be back for a while, so give Warcraft a shot.

"Rick and Morty’s Thanksploitation Spectacular" should be a holiday tradition. 

“We want to put them in a box, stand back, and watch.”

“New s*** has come to light!”

“I’d rather die trying to take them down than die giving them what they want.”

“That woman is a stone cold killer for over 300 years.”

“Never more than twelve.”