WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap!
Dolls and Wynonna, searching for Tucker at the Gardner abode, find the cunning Widows pretending to play dumb as to the whole Hypnos affair. They're not THAT convincing, and they leave Earp with plenty of doubts.
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As the Stone Witch is no longer a help to them, the Widows burn her skull, as it was no longer use to her, either. They're going to need to find that last seal before Wynonna gets too wise.
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Meanwhile, US Marshall Reeves wakes up from his two-century slumber to track down a warrant out for the arrest of...Doc Holliday. There's no statute of limitations on those things?
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Dolls, concerned for Wynonna's health, calls in an OBGYN to check up on her. The good doctor wants to conduct some blood tests to determine paternity. Wynonna knows that the baby's daddy could be Doc, Dolls, or...someone else....If it's someone else whos name begins with a D, all bets are off.
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Reeves' kid in the field tracks down Doc, brands him, and leaves him with some ominous words: they're coming for him. Doc is understandably perturbed, as both his life and his shoulder hair are on the line.
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And while Jeremy and Dolls are staking out the Gardner residence (purportedly to spot Tucker going in and out), Jeremy finds a swatch of a Widow's veil. If he can analyze it, he might be able to concoct a defense potion. Great shotgun passenger move, but how quick are you with a playlist, J-dog?
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Waverly thinks Doc is all huffy-puffy because Wynonna told him he might not be the kid's dad. But Wynonna said no such thing, and Waverly really steps in some do-good doo-doo when she tries to console Doc for what she thinks might be vexing him. Doh!
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To blow off some steam, Wynonna takes Nicole to a local watering hole (not owned by Doc) called Pussy Willows — there's no double entendre there, don't worry. The bar happens to be tended by a man Wynonna once had sweet, drunk, passionate, drunk sexy-time with: Jonas. What Wynonna didn't know is that Jonas is a Revenant, and that he may have inseminated her with his Revenant seed.
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Jeremy needs all hands on deck to cast this binding spell that would draw out the charms of the veil, and allow him to manipulate them into a potion of his own. Doc and Dolls must put aside their enmity/jealousy/man-hate for each other temporarily to help.
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But Jeremy's spellcasting is interrupted, and he accidentally binds the three of them together rather than the vapours from the veil. Oh, Fate, you are a trickster.
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Jonas finds out that Wynonna might be preggers with his baby, and he wants to make sure he's there for its upbringing. A Rev / human hybrid would just be the coolest thing since Revenants in the first place. Wynonna doesn't like how clingy Jonas is getting, so she jabs him in the throat and she and Nicole escape.
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It's not a good time to be supernaturally tethered to Doc, as Reeves has just found him and proceeds to string him up by the neck. But through some fancy foot and handwork on Dolls' part, they're able to knock Reeves out long enough to make it to the next room.
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And...run away.
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They don't get very far, when they're stopped by...
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A small army of Reeves' phantom deputees. Party's up! Search party, that is.
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Reeves and company march the marked Doc to an open field with the intention of executing him for his past crimes — including sleeping with a judge's wife. Twice. It's there that Dolls learns of Reeves's position as famed US Marshall, the very same who inspired him to go into law enforcement in the first place. Dolls' station as a Marshall outranks Reeves', and he exercises his authority to pardon Dolls for his past crimes.
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Purgatorians really love their sketchy rendezvouses in wide open fields, don't they? After subduing him, Wynonna abducts Jonas to a clearing where she's able to interrogate him further on the status of his possible paternity.
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Realizing she's just not that into him (Revenant and all...), she does what any disenchanted ex-lover does: blows Jonas away with her demon-dooming pistol. Wam. Bam. Thank you, ma'am. The hunt for the real baby daddy is still alive and kicking!
